I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

Mr. Munami with the lodging proprietress who is indebted to something. Carrios and Gorus of the gatekeeper, who are the best gentlemen. Normally three people in the morning, or recently grandchildren have increased to four people? Old to buy contraceptives. Blonde Ojou-sama and black clothes, money exchange traders, and many other customers are in the village.

To have a vending machine is like a proof of peace and security.

Then, if it is a vending machine I can protect people in the settlement there is no problem!

No matter how many times you blow it off, do you feel irritated by me who is not breaking? Eight legged crocodiles come in at an unprecedented speed.

Even if it prevents it, there is a possibility that the opponent may lose interest by blowing away a tremendous distance and losing sight of it. If such a thing happens, the running raccoons are in danger. Then, how about with this!

I changed to a handmade lunch boxer I found in the rural areas. And remove a large amount of deep-fried lunch from the take-out mouth. Because the product was handled roughly, the product fell from the lunch box, it was warmed in the insulated state, the smell of fried drifted around.

I do not know if the crocodile is sharp or not, but that big body will always be hungry. Besides I will remember irritation to me who will not break even if I attack a number of times.

In such a situation, what should I do if there is a thing that produces a smell like a delicious flavor in front of me?

The answer was lined with sharp teeth, the mouth inside the crocodile was telling.

If I think that my body has been blurred to the right or left several times, I will fall straight up this time. It seems that the surroundings are red and black and go through a long pipe. Is this an esophagus?

Even in this situation <barrier> protects me. As it was, I continued rolling and I heard something falling into the liquid. Sticky material has sunk some liquid inside the float to look around, and molten rocks and foliage trees.

Oh, here in the stomach.

"10 points decreased by 10 points decreased by 10"

Decreases in points in the gastric juice. It seems that it is not even a situation where you can afford to afford. If this is your opponent \'s stomach - let\' s start harassing!

I take advantage of the box type product compatible function and change the product. Refuse to change putting in laundromat laundry detergent, drop one after the other to exit "barrier" ability to use detergent into the barrier in.

The detergent that was in the outlet jumps out of the barrier and drips down in the gastric juice.

Come on, swim with punch. Even my treats I will wash the stomach!

As I washed down the detergent one after another into the stomach, the gastric juice waved out. You can understand that the eight-legged crocodile suffers from the struggle. It seems pretty good.

However, it would be impossible to kill the other party with this alone. Diarrhea and abdominal pain are the limits no matter what you think. Then, this time it transforms into a newly acquired, old-fashioned body.

As you can see, a retro silver box is fitted with a lever that can be turned manually. An orange tube extends from the bottom and leads to an old type stove.

This is rarely seen, old inns, hospitals and dormitories, gas automatic vending machines. You can use it for a few minutes if you put one hundred yen. I thought it was a convenient ability when cooking outdoors, but it is one of the functions we got self-weighting as products of vending machines are likely to not sell.

One purpose was transformed into a gas vending machine. Release gas out of barrier. I am going to gasp in my stomach.

It says often that gas accumulates in the stomach overeating, but genuine gas collects here. As I continued to release gas, gastric juice began to swirl. My body gets on the stream and gradually sucks into the center of the vortex.

Is this meant to drain me out of the body? There is no choice but to make a decision before being carried to the intestine as it is. I do not know if I can withstand whether this gas is enough, but I believe it is worth it to do.

……Is the problem fire? I thought that it would be good to ignite the stove, but there is no way to twist the cock. If the body of the vending machine can be operated to some extent, since the stove is treated like an external option, you can not manipulate with the power how much you put power.

You are different from the schedule. Oh yeah, it seems to be sucked in a little more. Either fire, sparks or whatever!　Is that possible?

Change to vending machine mode that warms frozen foods and try replenishing can\'s items into the microwave oven function in the body. When refilling, as usual, just one there not to appear in any.

The vending machine is my body. I have been going out for months already. It ask me to!

There was a sense that one small can appeared in the body, with the sound of a cacon echoing in the body.

Okay, drop the towel and the newspaper there in the same way.

Here the forbidden secret - to heat the can in a microwave!　You can not imitate a good child!

While frightened by the noise heard from the body, I feel the presence of a can which is flying a spark. It seems I can understand what is going on inside the body though there is no sense.

Oh, was it on fire?

"Reduced 10 10 damage and endurance."

Damage is tough because it is damage in the body. But, it is ready now.

Drink canned beverages and burning towels and newspaper at the outlet. And <barrier> Do not allow inside of these three!

A beverage that was ejected from the takeout opening was a canned beverage wrapped in a fire towel and newspaper. It was as if he had shot a fireball.

The fireball, flared from <barrier>, touched the gas filled inside the stomach as soon as he got out - causing a massive explosion.

"I\'m waiting for you again"

"Points decreased by 1000"

I can see that something is scattered in front of my eyes, but as the field of vision goes around, I keep turning, so I do not know exactly what is going on.

Ohhhhh, I\'m getting intoxicated!　If the stomach exploded, the pain will be unimaginable. In the hierarchy of an eight foot crocodile, even eventually dies.Good! What?

It is surrounded by a flesh wall that flesh flesh flesh brightly shimmering red meat, whether the surroundings are walls of meat. That still rages, body is violently shaken, if the flesh could be spewing.

I do not know how long the time has passed, but the body swaying finally subsided. Have you stopped breathing eight-legged crocodile?　If so, how do I get the problem from the body?

"1 point decrease by 1 point decrease by 1"

Oh, yes, I understand. <Barrier "point has been decreasing since has maintained. Have courage to try to withstand flesh pressure up so tough because it is a. Although there are no hands to release if points remain a little.

If you kill it is alongside. I spent a lot of the points I had saved, but only if I live. No, as it is a vending machine, so long as it is running.

I think I tried hard during this time. Even though I praised myself, it was an activity that I was forgiven. Even the vending machine can do? I\'m a little confident.

Later the rumis will be returned afterwards, it is patient patience until returning to the settlement and forming a soldier. Well, that\'s fine without having a sense of smell.

Even at least half a day, be patient for a few weeks long. Part I of the work a wait from a vending machine at the same place. Let\'s also consider what to make new products - FT?

Well, the meat lump filling the sight has disappeared, the sky and the ground can be seen.

Well, it\'s outside, here. The meat is beautiful and you are gone. Well, I do not understand something, so I will keep <boundary>.

It is near the swamp we stayed here for a while. There is a crack in the ground and the golden light overflows from there, the phenomenon that hierarchical cracks or Hulumi was calling.

That, after all? Looking at the surroundings, it is arranged to combine white and long objects, covering me. This is an eight-legged crocodile ...I like it.

Did the flesh disappear and only bones remained? I wonder if this is the specification when the main hierarchy of the hierarchy is beaten. It seems a little mysterious to say that it is a skeletal specimen of an alligator, being illuminated by light overflowing from a crack.

I am relieved to say what, but someone will cause me. Now I am lying down sideways, so I am a little uncomfortable. I can make you realize the inconvenience of this body that I can not return to oneself by myself at such a time. Vending machines stand up.

What I didn\'t notice that, past the crack of light glare, but gold coins lying in front of me. This is not an ordinary gold coin. Decoration in the visible range is completely different. Dense carvings drawn on the surface are crocodiles with eight legs.

Is this a boss drop in the game? It seems to be worthwhile if the item only drops the boss, but I can not take it because I have no hands and no legs!

Because it is inside the barrier, we must not be robbed by anyone. Hurumi would know more about it. Until then I will not give it to anyone.

Well, it has been released from inside the body, and you just have to wait for someone coming along as it is.

Well, something ground is still vibrating still, and it is a bit mindful that the sound is echoing from the ground with Mishimishi, but surely it is due to mind.

Wow, the crack of the ground runs around there, as if it is like a mesh, it is probably the illusion of the eye that the amount of light increases and the sight is golden.

Ooohhhh, the feeling that the lying ground gradually sinks - This is sunken!

Well, was the ground loose with this uproar? Or maybe the hierarchy breaks down as the name of the hierarchical crack! What?　Wait a moment. If so, what happens after the ground breaks? Er, will it fall?

This is not enough and it is awful crouching without joking. You remember holding the same impression before.

Hey, someone, is there someone who is strong?

Are there any customers with a high level of ability to carry vending machines easily?

"Welcome someday will be welcomed"

I tried to make a consecutive call, but it just sounded empty in wetlands where there was no one.

I can understand the blessing of Ramis at such a time. Defeat the enemy, took the tune, but after all vending machine\'s vending machines. I can not do anything by myself.

Ah.

The ground supporting the body disappears, and the body of the vending machine falls down in a straight line.

It was rumis of tears that came to my mind in a situation where it was in a cluttered condition.