My Wife Longs for Divorce Every Day

Huo Jingshen took a shower and when he came out, it was eleven o’clock at night.

He picked up his phone and tried to call the young girl.

Surprisingly, she answered.

All he heard was a roaring rant, “Why are you calling again! So annoying! Could you not disturb me! Could you not bother me! I’m busy!”

Huo Jingshen’s eyebrows twitched, “It’s so late, why aren’t you sleeping? What are you busy with?”

“Homework!” Su Wanwan’s tone was very impatient.

“What homework?”

“The English essay the teacher is going to check tomorrow, I’ve told you a million times!”

Huo Jingshen:”…”

“It’s all your fault! The lights will be off soon and my computer is almost out of battery, you jerk!”

“Then don’t write anymore.” Huo Jingshen advised.

“You think I am you, stinky man! You have fun and then run away, pulling out without any emotion, worse than a beast!”

Su Wanwan was furious. She had just been pulled back into the car by him, wasting a full two hours, and her back and waist were still sore.

She was both sleepy and tired, but she still had to rush her English homework. Being a student was too hard!

Huo Jingshen coughed twice, “Whose fault is it that you refused to go home with me just now?”

“I won’t!” If she went home, she might suffer terrible torment again!

Huo Jingshen raised his eyebrows, “Then send it to me.”

“Send what?”

“Send me the topic of the essay. Your husband will help you do it.” Huo Jingshen explained patiently.

Since marrying this little girl, he found that his patience had really improved a lot.

“Can you do it?” Su Wanwan sounded doubtful.

After all, this wasn’t elementary or middle school homework.

“Baby.” Huo Jingshen lowered his voice, “Did you not just experience whether I am capable or not?”

“You shameless!” Su Wanwan immediately hung up the phone.

Huo Jingshen could not hold back his smile.

A WeChat notification sound interrupted his whimsy.

Su Wanwan really sent the English essay topic over.

Followed by three lines of emotion-filled text:

“Send it to me after you finish!”

“You are not allowed to sleep until you finish!”

“If you don’t hand it in tomorrow morning, you’re dead!”

Huo Jingshen quickly replied, “Baby, you’re really tired right now. Go to sleep.” “Buzz off!”

Hahaha.

After ten minutes, Huo Jingshen brought a laptop from the study next door.

Then, he sat on the sofa with a serious expression… doing homework for his wife!

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The next day.

The first thing Su Wanwan did when she woke up was to check her phone.

When she found out that Huo Jingshen had actually written a two-page word English essay…

There was no surprise, only anger.

Damn it, he really is a shameless and crafty businessman!

Just because he got satisfied, he could agree to any request. The CEO of a conglomerate actually did her homework for her!

He was totally shameless!

She had been prepared to be punished for not handing in the work today, alright.

Su Wanwan got up, quickly opened the computer, and sent out the homework.

An hour later, in English class.

As soon as the female professor stepped up to the podium, she slapped the table, causing it to bang loudly.

“Before class started, there were still more than a dozen students who did not send their homework to my mailbox. You all rise! Quickly!”

The classroom immediately filled with wails.

Li Mochou was as infamous as predicted. Only a few days after school started, she began to take action!

Su Wanwan, as usual, sat in the last row of the classroom. Watching Professor Li scold each student individually, she patted her heart, relieved that her husband had completed the homework for her.

Her cell phone suddenly lit up.

Su Wanwan looked at it.

“Little sister, where are you? I’m at your school!”

Oh my God!

Why on earth did Ye Qitian show up?

Su Wanwan quickly replied, “I’m in class, you go entertain yourself for now.” “What class? I’m here to find you!”

Su Wanwan ignored him, as Li Mochou had finished scolding them and returned to the lectern.

“You! Report to my office after this class! Unbelievable behaviour!”

She slammed her hand on the desk, “All of you sit down! Class is about to start.”

The classroom returned to quiet.

Perhaps due to Li Mochou’s outburst, everyone dare not stir up more trouble. Su Wenwen was genuinely focused.

However, the peace didn’t last long. Suddenly, “clang”, the classroom door was kicked open.

Immediately after…

“Junior Sister!”

Su Wanwan:”…”

Li Mochou almost had a heart attack, especially when she saw Ye Qitian’s outfit.

Ripped jeans, a studded leather jacket, silver hair, and green aviator shades. “Who are you?”

Ye Qitian ignored her, quickly scanned the room, spotted his target, and strode in, “Junior Sister, come with me on a date.”

The quiet classroom erupted with chatter again due to his words. Su Wanwan herself was speechless, helpless, and felt wronged.

“Bang, bang, bang!” Li Mochou pounded the desk with the eraser, “Su, what’s going on?”

Su Wanwan quickly came up with a response, stood up and said, “Sorry, professor. He is actually my little brother, who had an accident when he was young and damaged his brain. He’s a bit mentally challenged.”

Everyone:”???? ”

“Junior Sister!” Ye Qitian surprisingly played along, “I’m Lin Pingzhi, Junior Sister. I haven’t undergone castration. Let’s go on a date!”

“Hahaha…”

The entire classroom burst into laughter, with students falling over themselves.

Su Wanwan was embarrassed beyond words. She tried to keep going, “He watched ‘Swordsman’ last night and got slightly obsessed. He must have sneaked out. I’ll return him home.”

That being said, she hurried to usher Ye Qitian out, but that idiot was enjoying his role-play.

“No, I won’t leave. I will practice the Sunflower Manual. I will defeat Yue Buqun. Junior Sister, let’s practice together. Don’t like Leng Huchong. Like me, please…”

Su Wanwan was speechless. What on earth was happening?

“Just get him out of here!” Li Mochou yelled impatiently.

Su Wanwan hastily dragged him out of the classroom.

Laughter could still be heard from the classroom as they retreated.

This is so embarrassing!

Once they got to the next floor, Su Wanwan promptly slapped him on the back of his head, “Can you please stop barging into classrooms? This is Nancheng, not Los Angeles!”

Ye Qitian winced in pain, “What’s wrong with Nancheng?”

Su Wanwan glared at him menacingly.

Her school was already full of annoying people, and he added to the nuisance. “Junior Sister, how was my acting just now?” This person even dared to ask for credit.

Su Wanwan managed a tight smile, “Amazing, utterly amazing. How do you manage to act retarded so convincingly?”

It took a while for Ye Qitian to respond. He inflated with pride, “I told you I have a knack for this. Once I wrap up this play, I’ll certainly become an instant hit!”

Damn this retard!

Su Wanwan rolled her eyes. Before she could respond, she heard a familiar voice from behind, “Sister?”

She turned around to see Su Yanyan, donned in her signature white dress, with a boy and a girl by her side. That girl looked familiar.

Before she could recognize her, the girl spoke first, “Isn’t this Ye Qitian?”

Ye Qitian was surprised, “You know me?”

“Of course, I do. You’re the new heartthrob from Huanyu Media and a returned overseas student.” Jian Xiaoman said, entertaining a suggestive smile.

She’d captured photos and videos of the two in the bar last time but had not found the perfect occasion to reveal it. Now they were presented to her on a platter?

Ye Qitian nudged Su Wanwan with an elbow, sounding quite proud, “Junior Sister, see? I have fans.”

Su Wanwan:”??? ”

Hehe.

Probably a hater, you mean.

Sure enough, Jian Xiaoman said, “You guys are brave to openly date in school. Aren’t you afraid of being seen?”

Ye Qitian was arrogantly dismissive, “Even if they see me on a date, so what?” “As stars, especially newcomers like you, aren’t you most afraid of scandals?” Jian Xiaoman turned to Su Wanwan with a malicious look, “Let alone Miss Su here, she’s quite the big shot in Nancheng. What happens when the reporters find out, the news explodes, won’t the Huo family be disgraced?”

“Don’t put it that way,” Su Yanyan pretentiously intercepted, “My sister isn’t like that, she would never cheat on her husband.”

“Oh, thank you so much.” Su Wanwan responded sarcastically.

Look at her, going on and on with “my sister” every time they’re in public – so charming, so cordial. It’s sad that Su Yanyan isn’t in showbiz. Spectators are missing out.

However, it was still school time, and she wasn’t interested in wasting time arguing with these annoying people. So, she told Ye Qitian, ‘You better get going, I need to get back to class..”